Who the hell is Thane Benson?

Thane Benson is an accomplished writer and artist and can prove it because it says so right here on the "About" page of his website. Thane hasn't won any awards. He isn't famous. And he finds writing about himself in the 3rd person to be very awkward. You probably haven't heard of him, but if you had it would probably be for writing and drawing the infernal mystery graphic novel BURNT or for the adventure comic book series QUICK: THE CLOCKWORK KNIGHT.

Thane lives in Denver, Colorado with his wife, son, daughter, and his vintage collection of overdue library books. He does not enjoy gardening and owns no fish whatsoever. But if he did, he would want one with tentacles (the fish, not the garden-- although now that we're talking about it, a garden with tentacles would be something to see).